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Kyman- Cartmans little bet
Cartmans POV
Another day, another boring science lesson. As I sit here, revison notes and discarded paper airplanes scattered around my desk, I can't help but think back to the beginning of the semester. Ahh, the beginning of the semester, when we mostly did experiements, me and Kenny dissecting frogs and having organ fights, making our very own stink bombs and using red hot prods straight from the bunsen burner to poke Butters with... fun times. The only memory of those childish days are the third degree burns on the nape of Butters' neck. I lift my head out out of this slump of boredom and rest my eyes on the teacher. Miss Clark, she was q
Literature
Kyman- Dawg
"Cartman? Cartman, where are you?" Kyle shouted. Cartman had called Kyle to come over his house and to let himself in. Kyle walked up the stairs and made his way to Cartmans room. He felt Cartman hands on his waist
"Hall pass! show me your hall pass!" Cartman shouted.
"Cartman, what the fuck are you doing?" Kyle snapped.
Kyle turned around and saw Cartman dressed up like the dawg. It didn't look ridicilous like it did when they were kids, Cartman looked quite sexy. Kyle blushed when he thought about it.
"Kyle, you got to play along" Cartman muttered. A wicked smile spread across Kyles face and he wrapped his arms around Cartmans neck.
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Literature
Crazier. Kyman
This oneshot was inspired by the song 'Crazier' by Taylor Swift. Pretty nice song! =D
This oneshot is in Cartman's POV by the way, but near the end it changes and you'll understand why at the end. Enjoy!
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I've never gone with the wind. I just let it flow, taking me wherever it wanted to go, dragging me along with it. I let it swoop me off my feet and drop me off in Hell, where everyday I get worn down more and more, constantly having to listen to every insult that's thrown at me and every finger pointed in my direction, and the constant sniggering and laughing at my fucked-up self.
My name is Eric Cartman. I'm 17 years old, ne
Before Reading
Well, I was hoping to finish something else by now but I am a lazy person. UGH, I really wanted to get out of the rut of my writing coming of as tragic, by writing a story completely against my basic template of girl being nice to duder, something bad happens, and then you got some lolicon. But, the story that goes against that isn’t finished. The notes are, and I was getting a little bored with the story (plus, Mr. Guy is has a character that’s really hard to grasp).
And… this was within the inevitable. Because, man, this movie… it fits into the category of “Everything Ever Created EVAR”. Said movie, being Insidious. It’s the duder that should never be allowed in a cosmetic store (for lack of a better title of endearment). And no, it doesn’t have Dalton in it. I’m not the shota queen, so shut up. This is, in fact, set before the movie. Eh, let’s say 2007.
After reading
So.
That was … something. I had planned for it be dark and raw… But, just… Well. Kinda for the little guro fans out there (we know you exist, and we love you).
I feel pretty good about the fact that my face nearly exploded while I wrote this.
OHHEYGUESSWHAT? It's continued!! Here-> [link]
Well, I was hoping to finish something else by now but I am a lazy person. UGH, I really wanted to get out of the rut of my writing coming of as tragic, by writing a story completely against my basic template of girl being nice to duder, something bad happens, and then you got some lolicon. But, the story that goes against that isn’t finished. The notes are, and I was getting a little bored with the story (plus, Mr. Guy is has a character that’s really hard to grasp).
And… this was within the inevitable. Because, man, this movie… it fits into the category of “Everything Ever Created EVAR”. Said movie, being Insidious. It’s the duder that should never be allowed in a cosmetic store (for lack of a better title of endearment). And no, it doesn’t have Dalton in it. I’m not the shota queen, so shut up. This is, in fact, set before the movie. Eh, let’s say 2007.
After reading
So.
That was … something. I had planned for it be dark and raw… But, just… Well. Kinda for the little guro fans out there (we know you exist, and we love you).
I feel pretty good about the fact that my face nearly exploded while I wrote this.
OHHEYGUESSWHAT? It's continued!! Here-> [link]
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Continue it please.
It is extremely epic.
It is extremely epic.